Friday, February 15, 2008

From the Log of the Starship Terra Australis

Wed. 13th Feb 2008
Great day. Our new Captain Rudd said ”Sorry” to the original peoples of this Land for the effects of our continuing occupation of this magnificent place. His apology was accepted with the grace and dignity we have come to expect from these proud people.

Calls for us to leave seem to have disappeared. Instead cohabitation based on mutual respect seems to be the overwhelming sentiment of both groups; settlers and locals.

Small group of rebels led by Major Tuckey staged a walkout. They are expected to be rounded up and sent home by the next election. They have been an embarrassment to most of the crew for sometime and have well and truly overstayed their welcome.

Former Captain Howard not sighted. Thought to be living a hermit-like existence somewhere in the unchartered territories. Not expected to pose a problem.

Thurs 14th Feb 2008
Sad day. Our most senior officer of the Entertainment Corps has passed away. Commodore Smokey Dawson was an inspiration to several generations of the inhabitants of this Land.

For over 60 years he gave us great service, always making time for a song or a yarn. He was truly one of a kind. His partner, Dot, and all Terra Australians will miss him greatly.

As I heard one of the crew say, “They don’t make ‘em like that any more”.

Let’s hope ‘Smoke’ and rebel leader Tuckey have at least that much in common.